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ESO ES LLC: PRIVACY, TERMS & ACCESSIBILITYLast Updated: February 2026PART 1:
PRIVACY POLICY1. Overview: This website is owned and operated by Eso Es LLC, a Kentucky-based consultancy. This site is committed to protecting privacy and attempts to collect the minimum information necessary to provide services and communicate effectively.2. Information Collected: The following information is collected when the contact form on this site is utilized:• Name: To identify the sender.
• Email Address: To facilitate a response.
• Message Content: To understand the nature of the inquiry.3. How Your Data is Processed We do not use tracking cookies, Facebook Pixels, or Google Analytics.• Form Hosting & Delivery: This site is built on Carrd. When a form is submitted, data is processed by Carrd’s servers to deliver email notifications to a primary Google Workspace business account and a secondary administrative Gmail account, which serves as a failsafe intended to minimize the risk of message loss.
• Storage& & Redundancy: A marketing database is not maintained. Inquiry data is stored within secure Google environments for the duration of communication and as a redundancy for administrative reliability.
• Web Fonts: This site uses Google Fonts to support legibility and accessibility. To serve these fonts, a user's browser sends a technical request (including the IP address) to Google’s servers. This is a functional necessity for site design and is not used for tracking purposes.4. No Selling or Sharing: Personal information is not sold, rented, or shared with third parties for marketing purposes. We only share information if required by law or to provide the specific services you have requested from us.5. Your Rights (Kentucky & Beyond): Regardless of legal thresholds, Eso Es LLC honors the right of individuals to inquire about the information held or to request the deletion of email history. To exercise these rights, a request may be submitted through the contact form. All authenticated requests will receive a response within 45 days, as required by Kentucky law.6. Cookies: This site does not use non-essential tracking cookies, marketing pixels, or third-party analytics. It only uses "Strictly Necessary" cookies provided by our hosting platform (Carrd) to ensure the site functions safely and that your contact form submissions are delivered successfully. You can learn more about how our infrastructure provider handles these technical essentials by reviewing the Carrd Privacy Policy.PART 2:
THE GROUND RULES (TERMS)1. Ownership & Intellectual Property: We put a lot of heart into our designs, code, and words. All content on this site—including text, graphics, logos, and proprietary workflow descriptions—is the property of Eso Es LLC. Please do not reproduce, distribute, or "scrape" this content without prior written consent.2. No Professional Relationship: Sending a message through our contact form is a great first step, but it does not create a formal consultant-client or professional relationship. A formal relationship is only established once both parties have signed a separate Master Service Agreement (MSA).3. Limitation of Liability: We do our best to keep everything accurate, but we provide this site "as-is." To the maximum extent permitted by Kentucky law, Eso Es LLC shall not be liable for any indirect or consequential damages resulting from your use of this website.4. Home Base: (Governing Law) Eso Es LLC is a Kentucky company. Any legal action or dispute arising from these terms shall be settled exclusively in the state or federal courts located in Madison County, Kentucky, under Kentucky law.5. No Obligation to Respond: Submission of an inquiry via our contact form, email, or any other communication channel does not guarantee a response. Eso Es LLC reserves the right to decline any inquiry, project, or communication at its sole discretion, without liability or further obligation.PART 3:
ACCESSIBILITY1. Inclusion is Intentional: At ¡Eso Es!, We believe everyone should be able to navigate the digital world. We are committed to ensuring this site is accessible and strive to align with WCAG 2.1 Level AA or higher standards.2. Intentional Design Efforts:
• Focused Simplicity: We purposefully build a lean, uncluttered experience to reduce "digital noise."
• High Contrast: Utilize AAA contrast ratios for text and primary actions for maximum legibility.
• Clear Structure: Use descriptive labels and a linear layout to support navigation.
• Motion Respect: Honor system-level "Reduce Motion" preferences for interactive elements.3. Feedback & Alternative Formats: Accessibility is an ongoing journey. If you experience any barriers using this site or require an alternative format for our content, we are here to help. Please reach out via the contact form, or if the form is inaccessible to you, you may contact Elena via email at access (at) esoes (dot) life. I value your time and will work to provide the support you need.